The scent of varnish still lingers as I push open the heavy doors of the Tacony Music Hall, the old timbers groaning like they’re waking from a long nap. The familiar decay that used to hang in the air like a musty coat is now replaced with something… different. Like change. Like effort.
Jordan is there, perched on an improvised counter that looks like it could’ve been a bar in a past life–scrubbed down and repainted with enthusiasm if not skill. They’re all edges and angles, draped in black that’s somehow both sullen and sassy, a stark contrast to the motley DIY tapestry of the hall around them.
“Hey, Sam,” they greet, a rare softness edging their usual snark. “Glad you could make it.” They slide off the counter and there’s that familiar smirk, the one that spells trouble in the best way.
“It’s… different,” I say, taking it all in–the string lights that drape from the rafters, casting gentle shadows across the new fixtures, a patchwork of chairs and tables that have the eclectic charm of a ‘found and rescued’ operation.
“Yeah, figured we needed an upgrade. Functional chic, or whatever they call it,” Jordan replies, gesturing at their handiwork.
We wander deeper, past the old stage that’s now sporting a fresh coat of paint and a repurposed curtain that might’ve once been someone’s attempt at a quilt. There’s charm here, in the way it’s all been cobbled together with determination and Jordan’s particular brand of defiant care.
The tour meanders to what I can only describe as a wannabe clinic, nestled in the wings where the echoes of past performances still linger. Shelves lined with medical supplies, most still in their wrappers, look out of place against the faded glamour of the hall.
“So, no x-ray machine, but…” Jordan motions to the room, a bit self-conscious but proud, “we got antiseptics, bandages, even some pain meds–and yes, all legally obtained before you ask.”
“Very… MacGyver of you,” I chuckle, poking at a stethoscope that seems almost vintage. “This the new superhero hangout or a field hospital?”
“Bit of both, I guess,” Jordan shoots back with a wink. “Figured you might appreciate the sentiment, if not the aesthetics.”
There’s a warmth in the air, or maybe it’s just the sense of solidarity that seeps through the walls now–the idea that this place isn’t just a base, it’s a haven. For healing. For planning. For us.
We don’t linger too long among the gauze and tongue depressors. There’s an energy building, a shared anticipation for what comes next. The walls are lined with charts and scribbles that I’m sure make perfect sense to Jordan, diagrams that map out their vision of this new world we’re stepping into.
“Just so you know, every criminal we knock out is another pack of band-aids for the stash,” Jordan quips as we circle back to the main hall.
I nod, knowing the weight of responsibility those band-aids represent, the unspoken promise of backup and care amidst the chaos of our lives. “Just so long as we’re not the ones needing them too often, right?”
“Right,” Jordan agrees, and there’s an unspoken ‘together’ that hangs in the air between us.
The hall’s makeover isn’t just surface deep–it’s security savvy too. Every door has been fitted with a new lock, the metal glinting under the lights, a clear shout-out to safety. I think about a video I saw a couple weeks ago, and mentally repeat ‘shout out to safety’ to myself in the same intonation, earning a chuckle from nothing. As we delve deeper into the Tacony Music Hall’s labyrinthine heart, it’s clear Jordan has been busy.
“We went full Fort Knox,” Jordan says, a note of pride in their voice as they rattle a heavy-duty padlock for emphasis. “Courtesy of some friendly neighborhood locksmith who owed me a favor. Apparently, they’re big on vigilante discounts.”
“That sounds like a euphemism,” I quip.
“It’s not,” Jordan replies, not making me feel any better.
The heavy doors swing open with a theatrical creak, revealing the gem of Jordan’s handiwork: a room wrapped in actual wire mesh, a makeshift Faraday cage that glints under the patchy light like a conspiracy theorist’s dream.
“This,” they announce, gesturing expansively, “is our new Faraday room.”
I can’t help but snort at the sight, but the ingenuity of it is not lost on me. It’s resourcefulness born of necessity, the kind of thing you’d expect from people who lead lives as tangled as ours.
“Looks like the inside of a…,” I quip, eyes roving over the silvery expanse. “Zoo cage.”
Jordan chuckles. “It’s an improvement from the aluminum foil.”
“Is it?” I ask, raising an eyebrow.
“It certainly looks more professional. Can never be too sure when one of our bad guys has ESP,” Jordan retorts.
Beyond the Faraday cage, we step into an area I can only describe as the closest this place has ever gotten to feeling like home. There’s a TV now–old, the screen blooming with the soft fuzziness of technology that’s seen better days. But it’s not the picture quality that catches my attention; it’s the gentle hum of electricity that powers it.
“We’ve got actual electricity now,” Jordan announces, flicking a switch to illustrate, bathing us in the warm glow of overhead lights. “The owner finally hooked us up, so we don’t have to play solar panel roulette anymore.”
The revelation hangs in the air, crackling with possibility. It’s a touch of the mundane, a lifeline to a world that doesn’t revolve around heists and heroics. To think of a TV as a symbol of progress feels strangely grounding.
I reach out, fingers brushing against the set’s grainy case, then turn to look at Jordan. “I guess it’s time to catch up on all the terrible daytime shows I’ve missed, huh?”
Jordan grins, shrugging nonchalantly. “Only if you’re ready to critique infomercial products and soap opera plot twists.”
Our laughter echoes off the walls, rebounding in a space that’s steadily transforming from a hideout into something that speaks of permanence and foresight–a place equipped not just for battles, but for the quieter moments in between.
We sink into mismatched office chairs that have seen better days, circling a salvaged coffee table that doesn’t quite sit level on the uneven floor. The dull thrum of electricity is a quiet reminder that we’re still connected to something normal, something routine.
“So,” Jordan starts, leaning forward with their elbows on their knees, “tonight’s patrol. We need to get you back in the swing of things.”
“Swing,” I echo. There’s a playfulness to the word, a lightheartedness that seems almost out of place against the gravity of our conversation.
“Or bite,” they retort with a slight grin. “But seriously, things have been a bit… off, since you’ve been, you know, out of commission.”
A sour twinge flits across my stomach at the words ‘out of commission.’ “I don’t know if I’m ready to go full chomp yet.”
Jordan nods, the understanding clear in their eyes. “No one’s expecting you to dive in head-first… or teeth-first. We take it slow, see how it feels.”
“I just don’t want to be dead weight,” I murmur, my fingers worrying the frayed edge of the table. “But also, I’m really not sure how much stabbing my body is capable of handling right now. Given the radiation poisoning and everything,” I say, flexing my weak little arm for emphasis. “Look at these puppies. All gone!”
“You, dead weight? Never,” they scoff, a grin flickering over their face. “Look, let’s just scope things out. We don’t have to engage unless it’s necessary.”
“But what if ‘necessary’ has a different meaning now?” I ask, the question curling out into the space between us.
“We reassess,” Jordan replies without missing a beat. “Maybe we’ve been playing it too fast and loose. Maybe… we need to rethink our M.O. Be more strategic.”
“More sneaky, less smashy?” I suggest, drawing a laugh from them.
“Exactly. We’re ‘The Auditors,’ not ‘The Bulldozers.’ Besides, you’re ‘Bloodhound.’ Not ‘Bloodbath.’”
Their play on words draws a reluctant smile to my lips, and a twitch to my right lower eyelid that I can’t control. “Fine, more sniffing out, less biting off.”
“That’s the spirit,” Jordan agrees, a glint of mischief in their eyes. “We stick to the shadows, gather intel. And if someone needs a superhero-sized nudge, we’re there.”
The conversation lulls for a moment, a comfortable silence settling over us. We’re in sync, as always, thoughts tumbling over one another in an unspoken dance. I realize that in this fractured version of the world, there’s comfort in strategizing, in plotting a path through the chaos.
“So, where’s our first stop?” I ask, trying to sound more confident than I feel.
Jordan’s lips quirk up, and they unfold a crinkled map from their pocket, smoothing it out on the table. Their finger taps a spot, right on the corner of uncertainty and hope.
“Here,” they say. “Let’s start with what we know. And then… we’ll figure it out as we go.”
“That’s a plan?” I question, one brow arching up.
“It’s a start,” they reply.
We stand, and the scrape of our chairs is a signal, a call to action that has us both moving toward the gear that’s seen better days. I can feel the weight of my costume in my hands, the texture more familiar than anything else these days.
“By the way,” Jordan mentions offhandedly as they fasten a sturdy belt around their waist, “there’s been talk on the street. New heroes.”
“New heroes?” I echo, my voice a strange cocktail of intrigue and unease.
“Yeah, picking up the slack while you were, uh, vacationing.” They shoot me a sidelong glance, and I can’t help the smirk that responds to their jab.
I pull on my gloves, flexing my fingers inside the snug fabric. “Are we talking about well-meaning vigilantes, or…?”
“They’ve got powers,” Jordan interjects. “Seem legit. Mostly community service type stuff, but it’s clear they can handle themselves.”
The suit fits like a second skin, though a little looser around the edges than I remember. I ponder the notion of other powered people out there, carving out their own piece of justice. “We could use more good guys,” I admit, the thought intermingling with a protective instinct that nestles in my chest. I fit my cloak and hood over my chest, my scraped-up wolf mask, complete with jaw piece. Now that I don’t need to bite people to cut them up, I feel that it would be a useful embodiment of my second persona – the Big Bad Wolf.
“That’s what I was thinking,” Jordan says as they get into their helmet. “Been watching them from a distance. We might run into them tonight.”
The idea hangs there, swirling around us as we gear up. It’s not just our streets anymore, and that’s both a relief and a challenge. New allies or new complications–it’s hard to tell from a distance.
“Might be worth getting in touch deliberately,” Jordan adds, glancing at me for reaction.
“Could be helpful,” I agree, the last pieces of my armor clicking into place, “or they could be a total circus.”
Jordan laughs, a sound that bounces off the hall’s walls, both hopeful and wary. “Well, then, welcome to the big top. We’ll see how the new acts measure up.”
Evening unfurls over the Northeast, the blue of dusk creeping between the rowhomes of Mayfair where life hums behind each door, an orchestration of family dinners and flickering TVs, the normalcy a contrast to the shadows we slip through.
Jordan and I weave past tight-knit homes, well-kept lawns — each blade of grass a witness to the day’s dwindling light. I feel the rhythm of the neighborhood underfoot, the pulse of the mundane and the safe. It’s homey, a little drab, and I think that if houses could talk, they’d have the heavy drawl of someone who’s seen generations come and go and isn’t too impressed by much anymore.
Then there are the quieter, more sullen stretches of Tacony — alleys whispering of forgotten tales and lost chances. We flit from shadow to shadow, the world dimming around us, turning corners that feel less walked, where neglect hangs heavy in the air. It’s the urban sprawl’s underbelly, where neon signs stutter and street lamps flicker half-hearted hellos. Here, the quiet has weight, laden with the unspoken; the presence of our patrols is a thin veil of watchfulness in the creeping unease.
Parks dot our route, darkened expanses of grass and playgrounds that loom, silent and still, the swings and seesaws holding their breath, waiting for the sun to rise and coax children’s laughter from their frames once more.
The sense of vigilance sharpens as we cross into Wissinoming, a patchwork of community striving against the ever-encroaching dark. Rows of trees stand sentinel alongside the crisscrossing streets, their limbs etching a fractal maze against the night sky — nature’s graffiti tagging the urban canvas.
Jordan moves with a focused grace next to me, every motion calculated, every glance another layer of our neighborhood watch. I keep up, trying to shake the sense of unease, the rust of my hiatus clinging stubbornly to my joints.
We pause, and it’s here in the mingling silences of many homes, I realize how much I’ve missed the streets–not the danger, not the adrenaline, but the whispers of life that breathes through the city, its stoic endurance. But maybe the danger and adrenaline, even if nothing’s happened yet.
There’s an early-evening chill that wraps around us, a reminder that despite the calendar’s promise, spring is a hesitant visitor to this corner of Philly. I pull my hood closer around my face, searching for the warmth it promised but only seems to give sparingly.
The cobblestones beneath my feet are steady companions as we navigate the quiet passages of the evening, familiar patterns and alleys passing by like the storyboard of our shared history. There’s a rhythm to our patrol, a cadence to the crunch of gravel under tread that speaks of business as usual, and yet everything feels just a degree off-kilter. Like returning to a song you used to know but can’t quite recall the words to.
A shadow flits across a side street; a bottle clinks against concrete in the distance. Jordan’s gaze cuts through the dim like a knife, sharp and ready, but it’s my silhouette that casts the wider net. I stand taller, cloak billowing, letting the legend of the Big Bad Wolf do the heavy lifting. I don’t miss the way fingers freeze mid-text and whispers curl behind hands. There’s power in reputation, a currency all its own. Even after months away from the streets, people recognize the wolf mask.
We’re ghosts among the living, passing unseen, an unnerving presence to the would-be troublemakers we glimpse through half-closed blinds and cracked-open doors. A hushed argument on a stoop dissipates with just a glance from beneath my hood, the unspoken message clear–walk away, go home, not tonight.
“It’s like I never left,” I mutter, a bit of old arrogance warming my chest as we turn another corner.
Jordan chuffs, amusement in their eyes. “Your rep does have a certain stickiness.”
“Stickier than bubblegum on concrete,” I say with a grin.
We play the parts of shadows and rumor, a legacy of whispered stories that feels both comforting and surreal. The little disturbances, like street-corner squabbles and graffiti artists poised with cans in hand, resolve before our silent interventions, affirming the old adage: sometimes, all it takes is being seen to be believed.
Wissinoming Park unfolds before us, a stretch of dimly lit paths and slumbering benches. We’re halfway into its embrace when the quiet frays at the edges, strained voices filtering through the foliage. The night holds its breath, and we close the distance, the undercurrent of discordance pulling us onward.
“There,” Jordan says, a thread of tension woven into the word, their head tilted towards a gathering cluster of shapes ahead. A scuffle’s brewing, voices pitching higher with every back-and-forth that sounds like a poker game heating towards a boil.
We exchange a glance and edge forward, steps silent on the damp grass, cutting across the park’s open heart towards the commotion. There’s a dance to this, a choreography we’ve refined over countless nights, and I slip into the steps naturally, the rust shaking free.
As we slink closer to the unfolding fracas, the discordant symphony of raised voices and clumsy shuffles grows more frantic, punctuated by the sounds of a struggle trying to be civil and failing. It’s not quite a brawl yet, but the air is charged with enough tension to spark into something nasty.
“Hey!” a youthful voice cuts through, sharp and brimming with the kind of authority that doesn’t match its pitch. “Back off, come on!”
That’s when I see her, the pint-sized warden of this asphalt jungle, standing her ground with rainbow gloves like a promise of peace against the grey backdrop. She’s flinging her hands forward with the deftness of a seasoned conductor, and from each wrist, iridescent orbs spring forth–bubbles that expand with purpose, inserting themselves between the antagonists like a protective buffer.
“Whoa,” I whisper, my words barely a breath against the raw night.
“Yeah,” Jordan murmurs back, their own awe neatly folded behind a veneer of composure.
Beside Rainbow Gloves, another figure looms positioned with calculated casualness that speaks volumes of her readiness to intervene. A dark-skinned young woman with a hairstyle that’s all business and a stance that’s ready for whatever chaos comes her way. She’s adorned in a way that’s straight out of a martial arts flick, white cloth wrapped around her loosely and bandages around her hands, complete with a domino mask that adds an air of mystery and a sundial pendant that glints like a challenge beneath the scattered street lights.
“Man, are we even needed?” I mutter, half to Jordan, half to the night itself.
As we edge closer, unnoticed by the rabble absorbed in their drunken disputes, snippets of conversation reach us–slurred grievances about debts owed, personal slights, and the incoherent philosophies common to the inebriated.
“I said, back off, Ricky! She ain’t worth it,” one of the men slurs, his resolve barely held at bay by the shimmering bubble wall in front of him.
The one known as Ricky grumbles, his retort clouded by the alcohol on his breath, “She’s my girl, Ernesto. You think you can just–“
Rainbow Gloves intervenes with a sharp gesture, another bubble springing to life with the readiness of a whispered spell. “Enough with this macho crap. Seriously, you’re embarrassing yourselves.”
The other woman’s poised silence breaks with a wry chuckle, “Gotta agree with Bubble on this one, gents.”
A protective bubble envelops her words too, as though giving weight to her presence. The quarrelsome men relent, if only fractionally, their postures softening under the combined might of the young peacemakers’ unexpected prowess.
Beside me, Jordan lets out a low whistle. “Bubble and… Kung Fu. That’s what we’re calling them till we know better,” they say. Then, Jordan nudges me, “Shall we?”
It’s my turn to nod again, and together we step out from the shelter of anonymity, ready to make our presence known. After all, this is our turf too. Our help might not be needed, but that’s never stopped us before. It’s a strange sensation, one I haven’t felt since before the hospital stay: the almost camaraderie of meeting fellow vigilantes in the wild.
“Need a hand?” Jordan calls out to them, casual as ever.
Bubble whirls around, surprise registering even through her bandana-mask, while Kung Fu sizes us up with a calculating gaze, her fist never unclenching.
“Just keep an eye out,” Kung Fu says. “Looks like we got this.”
With the drunken tension simmering to a boil, the night takes a sharp inhale as the guy named Ernesto, his decision-making lubricated by liquid courage, hurls a half-empty bottle towards the fray. It arcs through the air, aiming for chaos – for Bubble –but never lands.
Kung Fu moves, a flicker of premonition, or maybe just damn good reflexes, and she’s there, catching the bottle mid-flight with an ease that makes it seem rehearsed. In one fluid motion, it’s tucked and rolled away from Bubble’s fragile defenses.
With the threat neatly disarmed, Kung Fu doesn’t skip a beat, hurdling over Bubble’s bubble wall in a graceful bound that would put an Olympian to shame. She’s on Ernesto in a heartbeat, his surprise leaving him wide open for her approach. One swift maneuver and his arm is bent at an angle nature never intended, a joint lock applied with textbook precision.
Ernesto’s resistance crumbles into pleas of surrender that echo pathetically off the park’s silent sentinels. Kung Fu’s voice is cool as the breeze whispering through the leaves when she leans in, her words private but firm. “Go home, Ernesto. Sleep it off.”
There’s no fight left in him. With a whimper that holds the ghost of his earlier bravado, he stumbles to his feet and vanishes into the dark like a bad memory. His buddy Ricky takes one long look at the now doubled superhero presence, does some quick mental math, and decides against his odds. With a huff of defeat, he too beats a hasty retreat, leaving only the subtle scents of alcohol and sweat behind.
The adrenaline fades, and for a moment, there’s a static charge of caution in the air. No one moves–until Bubble’s voice shatters the silence, chipper as morning birdsong. “That was, like, super cool of you guys to offer help!”
“And you seem to have things under control,” Jordan–Safeguard–says through the voice changer, their helmet shadowing any readable expression.
“Yeah, you two are… pretty impressive,” I mumble shifting my weight from foot to foot.
“I’m Sundial,” says Kung Fu, with the calm authority of someone who knows exactly how good she is at what she does. “And the force of nature in the gloves is Bubble.”
“We’re not in the market for sidekicks, if that’s what you’re thinking,” Jordan’s processed voice buzzes.
“No, no,” Bubble assures, her hands moving in a flutter of nervous excitement. “We’re, like, totally self-sufficient! We just do our part, you know?”
“And we do ours,” I chime in, nodding slowly. “Seems like we’re on the same page, though. Making the streets safer and all.”
Sundial meets my eyes, a shadow of a smile there. “So it would seem,” she says. “Call it convergent evolution of strategy, if you like.”
“There’s power in numbers,” Bubble suggests, the hopeful tilt in her voice making it clear she’s not just talking about the fight they just won.
“Numbers, huh?” I ponder that, head cocked slightly. “Could be. But trust’s earned, not given, even between… colleagues.”
“You’re… the Big Bad Wolf, right?” Sundial’s face remains largely impassive, but her eyes are sharp with recognition. “I’ve heard about you in Tacony. Made quite the name for yourself. Glad to see you’re back on the streets to deal with the dangerous stuff.” Her gaze shifts slightly. “And if you’re the Wolf, does that make you the sidekick? Oft-photographed, never-named?” she asks, nodding towards Jordan.
Jordan’s retort is deadpan, electronic tones betraying nothing. “Less sidekick, more the one ensuring Wolf doesn’t bite off more than she can chew.”
Sundial nods, a quiet laugh in her throat. “An important job.”
“That’s a sidekick’s job!” Bubble says, her hand reaching out to mine for a high five. I give it to her.
The names, when they fall into place, spark a connection in my mind. “Bubble? Sundial?” I ask, half-leaning towards them, stirring up something from a hangout with Kate and co, from what feels like aeons ago. “What was it… You wouldn’t happen to be from the Tacony Titans, would you?”
Bubble bounces on her heels. “Yep, that’s us! So glad we’re bumping into you guys instead of the mosquito again. She’s such a pest.” Her voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper, then she zips her lips and tosses away the key. “You know her?”
“Gossip isn’t nice, Bubble,” Sundial chides.
Jordan and I both look at each other. I can’t help a chuckle, curiosity piqued about this mysterious mosquito, but not interested in digging further. “So this is like, what, a training session for you two?”
Sundial nods, but her eyes are scanning our surroundings, ever vigilant. “More or less. I’m on patrol, and Bubble… she tags along.”
“A coincidence,” I muse. “The Auditors are out on patrol, too.”
“The Auditors?” Sundial asks, raising an eyebrow.
Jordan picks up the thread with a smirk in their voice. “That’s right. The Auditors. Way better than the Tacony Titans if you ask me.”
“Sounds like a sports team,” I pick up the ball.
Bubble’s laughter rings out. “At least the Titans doesn’t sound like we’re gonna come by and calculate your taxes!”
There’s a collective chuckle, tension ebbing away as jests fly.
“And what about you, Safeguard?” Sundial probes. “Part-time protector, full-time accountant?”
“Only when the situation’s in the red,” Jordan quips back, and even behind the helmet, I can sense their grin.
“Did you guys steal your name from the Teen Titans, by the way?” Jordan’s voice is all faux-innocence.
Sundial’s answer is a deliberate sip of silence, her lips twitching. “No comment.”
“And here I thought our team name was pretty clever,” I say with mock seriousness. “But Titans, huh? Giant among teams, are we?”
Bubble gives a playful toss of her head. “Giants in spirit!”
The back and forth feels light, an easy camaraderie simmering underneath. For a fleeting moment, we’re not a collective of watchful guardians navigating a crapsack world, but just a group of teens, finding common ground despite the weight of our individual mantles.
The night wears on and the air grows chill as our easy banter draws to a close. Paths diverge in this garden of forking trails; heroes bound by duty, but tethered to different ends of the compass.
“We’re heading towards Temple,” Sundial declares, her voice tinged with the weariness that marks the tail end of excitement. Bubble nods vigorously beside her, the adrenaline dimming from a flicker to a steadfast glow.
“Riverfront for us,” Jordan responds, the voice changer flattening out the sentiment. “But who knows? Might cross paths again.”
Sundial’s gaze meets mine, a tacit understanding reflected back at me. “Perhaps our teams might find cause to ally in the future. Could be mutually beneficial. You know, assuming anything interesting besides drunk fights happens around here.”
“Yeah, maybe,” I say, my eyes on the city’s distant lights. “Stay safe out there, Titans.”
Bubble sends a bubbly salute our way, a rainbow flare in the grey. “You too, Auditors!”
As the Titans walk away, their silhouettes shrinking against the backdrop of urban sprawl, I turn to Jordan. “So… what do you think?”
Jordan’s helmet tilts, the unseen eyes behind it as unreadable as ever. “It’s Philly. Weird is part of the package. But allies, Wolf? That’s a big step.”
“It is.” My thumb catches against the fabric of my costume, a tactile anchor grounding me. “But it’s one we might want to take. The bad guys still know where they live and they have a T-Rex. And we don’t. Might be good to expand our dismantle-the-Kingdom operation to a bit of a wider net.”
We set off towards the riverfront, the ground beneath our feet steady, familiar. This city, with its heroes hidden in plain sight and shadows clinging to corners–it’s where I belong. These streets are my streets; their fights, my fights.
“Could do with a few more friendly faces,” I mutter, almost to myself.
“Or at least less unfriendly ones,” Jordan chides, and I can hear the ghost of a chuckle.
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